When Men Look You Up & Down

FRIEND: It’s always funny when a guy stares me up and down, but even more funny when it’s a friend
because with a random guy…they’ll tell you that you look good or whatever.
With a friend, they’ll just stare at you and you’ll have to wonder what they’re thinking.



ME: Awwwww, men.
Trust me, it’s good and definitely physical/sexual.



FRIEND: But it was cool.



ME: Men never stare at the bad.



FRIEND: Oh, of course.



ME: That only deserves glance.



FRIEND: I got completely eye-screwed like three times.



ME: Wow, I hope he used protection.



FRIEND: Visine.

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