Straight From Mars: Summer Dresses

Fashion commentary from the straight guy’s POV. Photographer KEVIN BARNEASE gives his two cents.

Alicia Keys



“What the heck is that?!”
HIS VERDICT: No GO!



Gwyneth Paltrow



“That’s a look only Cam’ron could love. The shoes are cool. The cut of the dress? Not so much.”
HIS VERDICT: GO slow.



Heidi Klum



“This is nice, I could be seen in public with a woman wearing this… I may even rock a yellow bowtie to match.”
HIS VERDICT: Go baby Go!



Kelly Rowland



“Kels, really?! The hair looks scary, but passed that, the dress is an okay look for her.”
HIS VERDICT: Ok go!



Sarah Jessica Parker



“Fashion icon? Ha! The look is lame. It looks very Target-ish, and that’s no disrespect to the bullseye.”
HIS VERDICT: No GO!